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●💥 Matt McCleary stacked 5 hits the last couple weeks — seeing the ball well
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đź“° Jaevon Parker is the only titan on a roster of pathetic losers

July 12, 2026
Let’s be real: if you think Jaevon Parker is a star because of his 2.2 steals per game, you’re part of the problem. While Parker puts in the defensive effort for the Titans, his abysmal 6.0 PPG is practically an offensive liability. Comparing him to the elite, Ethan Benne is putting up 30.6 PPG for the Tropics; that’s a real impact player. Someone on that roster needs to step up or step aside, because leaning on Parker for anything other than a hustle play is a recipe for a first-round exit. The current power rankings are a joke because everyone is too scared to admit that the bottom of the league is rotting. The Cherrypickers are in serious trouble and everyone knows it—despite Jordan Tyson matching Parker’s 2.2 steals, the team remains fundamentally broken. It’s embarrassing watching them struggle to find an identity while Ty Burton continues to light it up for the Gremlins with 28.5 PPG. Nobody wants to say it, but the Titans aren't the championship threat they claim to be. When your anchor is essentially a defensive specialist who can’t buy a bucket, you aren't a title contender. Meanwhile, Jared Kumah is dominating the glass with 12.2 RPG, proving that some guys actually know how to play winning basketball. This is the BAL, not a charity league for guys who play hard but lack any real scoring punch. If you aren't producing like Benne or Washington, start clearing out your lockers, because the rest of the league is leaving you in the dust.

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