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📰 The 8 Balls are absolute garbage and deserve to be relegated immediately.
July 20, 2026
Let’s be real: Eli Washington is the most dangerous player in The BAL, and if you think otherwise, you’re just not watching the tape. While everyone drools over Ethan Benne’s volume scoring, Washington is doing it with more surgical precision, matching Ajani Simmons’ 3.4 triples per game while contributing across the board. My bold prediction? By the time the playoffs hit, Washington will be considered the league’s premier perimeter threat, eclipsing Benne as the most efficient weapon on the court. It’s time to stop treating his 22.6 PPG like a secondary stat and recognize it as the foundation of a championship run.
Nobody wants to say it, but the Gremlins are in serious trouble and everyone knows it. Charles Warren is playing like a shadow of his potential, and relying on his 20.0 PPG is a recipe for a first-round exit. Compared to the Dragons' balanced attack, the Gremlins look like a house of cards waiting for a gust of wind. This is embarrassing for a team with their pedigree. Someone on that roster needs to step up or step aside because they are currently wasting space in the standings.
And what about Makai Ortiz-Gray? Let’s be honest, Ortiz-Gray has been a disappointment this season. Scoring 20.6 PPG while contributing a pathetic 1.7 rebounds per game is the definition of empty calories. He’s a liability masquerading as a star, and he doesn’t have the floor vision to match Washington’s 4.8 APG. If you want to know who is dragging their team down, look no further than the Titans’ front office for thinking that output constitutes a lead guard. Mark my words: the Dragons are winning it all, and the Titans will be watching from home, wondering where it all went wrong.
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