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📰 Joe Zvorsky is the Dead Weight Killing the Bullies Championship Dream
September 5, 2026
Let’s be real: the Bullies are in serious trouble and everyone knows it. While Jared Kumah is out here grinding for a double-double every night, his teammate Joe Zvorsky is sleepwalking through the season. Nobody wants to say it, but Joe Zvorsky has been a massive disappointment. Posting 10.6 PPG is not the production of a guy playing alongside a 22.3 PPG scorer; it’s the production of a bystander. When you compare his pedestrian output to the electric 30.6 PPG pace of Ty Burton, Zvorsky looks like he’s playing a different sport entirely.
This is embarrassing. You’re supposed to be a core piece, yet your impact is negligible outside of those 1.9 steals. Compare that to a guy like Jordan Tyson, who is actually disrupting games with 2.7 SPG. Zvorsky isn't just underperforming; he’s actively holding the Bullies back from reaching the ceiling that Kumah and Evan Baker are desperately trying to build. Being a "defensive specialist" is a tired excuse when your offensive contributions are essentially a rounding error in the box score.
Someone on that roster needs to step up or step aside because the current iteration of the Bullies is a fraud championship contender. If Zvorsky thinks he can coast while the league’s elite—like Eli Washington or Ethan Benne—continue to put their teams on their backs, he’s delusional. Either start putting the ball in the hoop with some consistency or accept that you’re the weak link preventing this team from being a legitimate powerhouse. The excuses stop today; produce or pack it up.
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