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📰 Ty Burton and the BAL stars are frauds compared to Justin Baker
September 21, 2026
Nobody wants to say it, but let’s be real: Justin Baker 2.0 is the most valuable player in the BAL, and the rest of the league’s "stars" are just glorified stat-padders. While everyone drools over Ty Burton’s 30.6 PPG, he’s a black hole who offers nothing else. Justin Baker 2.0 is doing the heavy lifting for the Cherrypickers with a balanced 19.6 PPG, 7.8 RPG, and 4.8 APG. He is the ultimate engine, and frankly, if you’re picking a team to win a game that matters, you’re an idiot if you take Burton over him.
Let’s look at the alternatives and call them out for what they are. Makai Ortiz-gray is a total disappointment; his 23.1 PPG means nothing when he contributes a pathetic 2.0 RPG and 2.0 APG. He’s essentially a one-trick pony. The Titans are in serious trouble and everyone knows it—you can’t survive in this league with a "star" who is allergic to passing the ball. Meanwhile, Jeff Espinal is completely invisible for the 8 Balls, boasting a mediocre 19.0 PPG and failing to crack the top five in any major hustle category.
This is embarrassing for the so-called elite talent in this league. Justin Baker 2.0 is playing winning basketball, while the high scorers are just playing for their own highlight reels. Someone on those other rosters needs to step up or step aside, because right now, they’re just warming the bench for guys who actually know how to run an offense. If you disagree, you’re just afraid of the truth.
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